Why Gardening is Better Than Sex
I’ve seen lists like these floating around, so I though I would create my own! Here are my top 10 reasons why gardening is better than sex!
- You don’t have to worry about how your breath smells before you garden.
- No one gets offended if you send them an email with garden related material in it.
- You don’t have to worry about being embarrassed to teach your children about gardening.
- It is perfectly acceptable to garden in public.
- Telling gardening jokes is a much more acceptable form of entertainment.
- You don’t have to worry if your children see gardening on TV or in a movie.
- No one gets upset or embarrassed if you talk about your latest gardening experience.
- It is not wrong to buy garden related magazines or material.
- You never have to worry about STD’s or unwanted pregnancies if you garden before your married.
- And last, but not least, the Bible does not say anything against gardening!
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um, lol…. I hope your mom comments (or mine for that matter).
Oh that’s great! Too funny!
ROTFL!!!! Rebecca, this is just a classic post. I love it! Here’s another one: Your kids won’t be damaged for life if they walk in on you and your spouse gardening. hehehe
Ha Ha Ha! That’s a good one Julie!
Very good! I love it. I hardly believe it, but I love it. Best list I’ve seen in, well, forever.
I’m sorry, but isn’t that just a list of ‘why gardening is more boring than sex?’