Why Gardening is Better Than Sex

by Rebecca on August 8th, 2007

I’ve seen lists like these floating around, so I though I would create my own! Here are my top 10 reasons why gardening is better than sex!

You don’t have to worry about how your breath smells before you garden.
No one gets offended if you send them an email with garden related material in it.
You don’t have to worry about being embarrassed to teach your children about gardening.
It is perfectly acceptable to garden in public.
Telling gardening jokes is a much more acceptable form of entertainment.
You don’t have to worry if your children see gardening on TV or in a movie.
No one gets upset or embarrassed if you talk about your latest gardening experience.
It is not wrong to buy garden related magazines or material.
You never have to worry about STD’s or unwanted pregnancies if you garden before your married.
And last, but not least, the Bible does not say anything against gardening!

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